Sms Lucu Bahasa Inggris

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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“If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I don”t have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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“Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Fill in the blank…I”m ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…”"
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“When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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One day Santa”s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.”
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